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WINS
How would it
fare
without her? All the poorer, I suspect.
all the fun would
fade
away...
Oh
dear!
the
dark
age is near
We send her a golden
bark
to come back.
or maybe she would prefer a
bard
to lure her back here with some paradise-like music (accompanied by the screeches of her cute cockatiels)
Or even a
drab
cuckoo?
Are there cuckoos around? Let's guard our fridge to prevent any attempts to
grab
our nicely cooled organic eggs
Careful! You could put those cuckoos into a
rage
As the cuckoos may suffer from
ague
anyhow it might be a good idea to get the eggs out first and then get the cuckoos in the fridge to cool them down. Do you think they would like that?
I think you need
glue
to fix them there
Every time I go away and come back there's a new damnable thing going on! This time it's animal cruelty - cuckoos in the fridge??!! This on top of your last "suggestion" of a holiday - a walk in the park! Now, I know you're all foreign, so I understand you have some odd little ways. But I draw the line at refrigerating birdlife. Seriously. It's an
ugly
thing to do.
And I was away, but I'm back, and not at all tetchy, so let's get on with it.
you see it doesn't need long to get it
fully
proven that you can't leave us alone for quite a time... But as always - glad to have you back
TSK! That was a five letter word. I know you're all excited to have me back, but that's no excuse! LOL (Thanks, Michael.)
Okay, Scotty, let's make that
full
speed ahead to let us get on with only 4 letters :)
I hate to see a grown man
fall
into such an obvious mistake
I can always
call
upon my migraine as a fine excuse for mental disorder ;-)
yes, but you would
lack
sincerity in your tone of voice, and I would not be convinced
She's
back!
(Can't you tell!)
so where's the
cake?
oh, we had a good time with the cake while you were away, and the
cafe
was fine, too, thanks for asking. Only the cuckoos had a whinge, as far as I heard...
your care for me is clearly
fake
or you would have kept me some - I should have known men who torture cuckoos would be greedy as well!
modesty forbids me to tell you delicate little details about the
fame
our cake has achieved by now. He is so popular as a brickbat... well... I suppose I shouldn't spoil all our secrets...
The cake was yummy, but Dez you could always
make
us another one. Be of good cheer!