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vats to
save
the soup in
or vats to barf in??
Seal
up those vats and burry them deep!!
Said with
zeal!
What's that ? Is that a...
deal
I don't know - I'm in a bit of a
daze
over all the canned barf
Let's cut through all this with an
adze
Lead
the way to more fourletterwords...
I'll drink to that! How about
mead?
damn!
another alcoholic!
A
dame
prefers champaigne
teetotallers might prefer
edam
first of all let me tell you that you are a very emphatic gang with all the discussion about barfing. That was my hobby for the last days because my migraine struck again. After 4 days it hat to be stopped in a hospital with an infusion. My head still feels a bit like after an
exam
That's horrible, Michael! I hope you start to fell well soon.
now you've gone and
made
me feel sorry for you
oh, I feel much better already, just need a little more rest, so let's just
make
the best out of it
well, I'm glad you
came
back in one piece
and you can get a
meal
again, without feeling nauseous
we don't
mean
to ignore your illness, but we were getting peckish
we only take something
lean
like lettuce in this situation
Yes, he'll soon be back at the pub telling this
tale
and that's why he has had headaches of
late
these headaches have one great advantage. With all this barfing they are an unsurpassed diet, making you ready in no time to
sate
any apetite or desire for culinary delights without any need for a guilty conscience.
I
hate
you
Lol! What a way to speak to a
mate
I consider it to be part of my
fate
to make the best of the situation. To cock a snook at calories is a great hobby.